About How To Catch a Trout
Read Bible in Bed and Said
took Bible to bed
God is savior Bible said
which is what we read
we could always cheer
God has been in atmosphere
bought us round of beer
road my slick big steed
suffered from much sin and greed
did a dirty deed
(God was in the lead)
thoroughbred had treed)
(was bad all agreed)
God gave much support
each time that we went to court
was for child support
(the judge sure was short)
(judge sure liked to snort)
(drank wine which was port)
(mission did abort)
(judge on arm wore wart)
God had held each rein
while he was riding through Spain
(there found a gold vein)
(body does remain)
(saw movie called "Shane")
(succumb to the strain)
God gave me a shot
when He did had hurt a lot
tears to my yes bought
with God could commune
saw Him in silvery moon
(cookies liked maroon)
(He watched "Name that Tune")
God went way out west
where in country would invest
music did digest
(Country and Western music)
we would twist and shout
God knew what it was about
helped me catch a trout
God will be my guide
on Him have always relied
Does like His eggs fried
God grew curly hair
which was flowing here and there
combed it with much care
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2021
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