A Worms Christmas Past

It was the night before Christmas,
And all the worms were fasting,
Making room for all the Christmas leftovers,
From tables oversupplied,
By humans with eyes bigger than stomachs,
And Credit cards well over their limits.

It was the time for young worms to dream,
And adult worms to hope for no change to the menu,
Or last-minute venue shift.

Oh what a month of feasting the worms did have,
In patches of gardens,
Full of freshly dug in treats,
Just right for worms with no teeth.

Some humans even prepared compost bins,
And placed the lucky worms inside,
To save them time.

Alas that was then,
Now the worms that can wriggle out from underneath the concrete,
Find nothing dug in,
And few compost bins.
With plastic bags to keep the worms from their feast,
And flies, stray cats and dogs,
The replacement waste contractors,
Are at the disposal of Humans.

Now all that is left for the worms are a few dead birds, 
And the occasional rat,
As nothing that is dug in, is without a plastic coating.

It should not come as any surprise, 
If a human could hear a worm discussing Christmas,
That the word HUMBUG would be the loudest,
As they migrate to the nearest human graveyard,
And hope for someone to drop in for Christmas.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019


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Date: 7/23/2020 4:51:00 PM
... Hi David. Quickly pitching in on this poem... Yes, entertaining. Brought a few seemingly unrelated topics together very neatly! I am a scrap straight onto garden bed convict! Seeing the red wrigglers is reward. Yes, funny tradition we have to revere our deseaced under concrete. As though somehow their useless bodies will remain intact. Actually they're just a snack!
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Date: 7/23/2020 7:10:00 PM
I like the feel of grass under my feet. You can still walk on the grass in NZ. I often wonder if we are in the caterpillar stage and will turn into some sort of butterflies. Getting to stage in life now where finding out will be a certainty but nowhere to buy return ticket. Hope you enjoy the soup as much as I do. Few safeish places on line. Take care David in NZ
Date: 1/10/2019 1:01:00 PM
I enjoyed reading this one David. Great story humorously told. // Barry
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David Smith
Date: 1/10/2019 3:51:00 PM
Thanks Barry. Your comment important to me as I like to try different angles on subjects and if people are entertained so much the better. Regards David
Date: 1/9/2019 2:19:00 PM
I love the humorous way you ended this poem David. Plastics have been both boon and bane for us. They have certainly taken their toll on our environment. Worms are important to having rich soil to grow our healthy food. Every creature plays an important role in our chain of life. I agree. Your poem was not only entertaining but makes us aware of the role the worm plays for our benefit. Great work my friend! : )
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Date: 1/10/2019 3:55:00 PM
Thanks Connie. it is nice to get feedback that says I have achieved my goal with a piece. Regards David
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