A Whole Christmas Mess

This year is different Surly you see Covid got Santa He set the elves free Prancer’s in charge Of running the sleigh The gift bags reek Of manure filled hay Comet and Blitzen Are engaged in a spat Over which one will fill The jolly guy’s hat Dasher forgot To strap down the tote Rudolph’s nose has a short And started to smoke Donner’s mask was too big So he traded with Cupid Both were ripped in a fight Over something so stupid Now their noses are bare And they can’t risk the spread To innocent children Sound asleep in their beds So they’re two reindeer shy And one big guy less The sleigh cannot fly It’s a whole Christmas mess