A Theoretical Assumption Into the Causation of Earth's Rotation

1000 miles per hour scientists have calculated the Earth’s rotation And 25000 miles in 24 hours according to their quotation They say it is the distance from the sun qualifies their concession But it is the facts that they failed to mention The fact in the matter is, it is not gravity, the sun or the moon So I thought I will break it down so you can see the big picture soon And those scientific theories are fallible and can be popped like a balloon Then you can stop watching the Discovery channel and watch a Disney cartoon In order to deliver the facts I will change from monorhyme This will give you the information in digestible nuggets in time Here we go: Fact: we know that love makes the world go round Just enough to stop you flying off the ground According to my calculations, there are 380000 people making love every second Wait a minute, just in case I am beckoned 22800000 in a minute, 1368000000 in an hour and 32832000000 in a day. That’s a lot of people indulging in naughty play Therefore each person generates 3045808967 gigawatts of negative energy Calculate it yourself and if I’m wrong I’ll change my name to Cenergy. The negative energy is what repels us from the sun This is not generated from the up and down of underwear of everyone If we quit the Earth will stop spinning And this may mean we’ll come out winning For we won’t die or age in years We’ll never be made redundant due to someone younger taking our careers You can borrow money and go in debt And never pay it off if you take it over a year I guarantee the bet. For if we stop love, time will stand still And to get it moving again would need the love pill So from me and Captain Morgan, we say good night Tomorrow how the earth got it’s crust we will write. So say good night to this drunken plumber And by the way, if we stop the sun will suck us in and that’s a bummer Good night