A Sleepy Bodyguard

A sleepy bodyguard searched, chose and set Best seat for the honorable guest Carefully observing, he saw dirt Decidedly he removed the chair Express like a jet, the guest landed on floor Funny again; he looked in the bag and Gave the boss a prepared speech to present Honorable in delight began to read In the mid-way he noted; Joke-less, a poem penned by a pupil for a test Kept as secret it could not Laughter and booing rocked the room Majority demanded for dismissal of the bodyguard Next day- an irony! He was promoted to high rank Of General and appointed national security chief