A Poem of Trickery and Fun Lol




Fat or skinny
Short or long
There is no way to go wrong
When their put inside your buns
It becomes a lot of fun
They can squirt stuff from inside
They are moist and sometimes dry
Plumping up when they get hot
They are loved a very lot
You will find women and men
With these in their mouths and then
They will swallow every bit
Of this treats deliciousness
This meaty and tasty treat
Measured in inches and feet
Is enjoyed by one and all
Some are big and others small
This treat that I am speaking of
Is the world famous hot dog
Shame on all your dirty minds
Thinking all my written lines
Were about mens private parts
Laughing I fooled lots and lots
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013


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Date: 6/2/2025 4:11:00 AM
At first, I wondered what I was reading, then I laughed! Congratulations on your winning work!!!
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Robin Davis
Date: 6/7/2025 1:49:00 PM
glad it made you giggle. That was the point of the contest LOL Thank you so much for placing my poem in first prize
Date: 11/17/2013 8:23:00 PM
Congratulations on the fine win, Robin
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Date: 11/17/2013 3:51:00 PM
Hello, loving this one again.. lol . Congratulation, Thank you for the fine win..... Sending hugs: -) Thank you for the support. always~ LINDA
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Date: 11/12/2013 11:15:00 PM
Robin, can I please borrow your pen... hehehe...You can write just about anything... and the ending was funny... my mind got a little naughty... lol..you sure tricked the reader... love it... Robin, I posted a new poem called "Atlantis" hope you enjoy my newest poem.... thanks for reading my oldies... always....LINDA
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