A Plethora of America Online Screen Names

(alternately titled: why yours truly crafted six electronic aliases). No rhyme nor reason beatle browed beastie boy long ago created INXS of half dozen email addresses gallivanting feigning himself a most sought after singular modest beau courtesy crass brazen duplicity eventually forced to eat crow campy bonehead devoured carrion (blech) property extinct dodo. Egregious discreet escapades sneeze silly explains at chew (albeit lamely) philandering, foolish extramarital dalliances, I now regret and genuinely eschew interesting complete one hundred eighty sobering perspective regarding grandview emotional shell shocked fallout experienced courtesy this wanderlust myopic quite reformed practicing Jew whose doubting thomas belief, credo, dogma... closely aligned with Unitarianism milieu dirty deeds done dirt cheap willingly crafted previous poems offering adulterated preview years after, the missus got told deux gals I did hammer, nail and screw at present juncture within space time continuum, yours truly maintains critical view bespeaking polygamous antics, now reviled when garden variety generic primate initially acted cagey while going bananas within human zoo. I sought amorous affections (think verboten fruit) cuz marriage went askew (daily altercations transpired between me and the missus), thus as iterated above unhappy husband stealthily finagled bravado (dreamt up one after another digital pseudonyms blithely cavorting debauchery ejaculating unsuspecting self incrimination) cyber sex debut successfully launched prurient hitherto novel short lived role as Casanova starring me... Matthew Scott Harris whose hubris coursed thru mine every sinew until... worst fate than being caught by cannibalistic Zulu.