A Newer Happier Hell

The road to death is always under construction There is no fire or brimstone down below Hell offers comfort to one and all discounted Sinners and seniors move in for free Pain is a figment of the imagination The administration would never lie to you We have a kinder candy coated kind of demons With your comfort and convenience in mind We are a newer fresher kind of nation Built on a foundation of sand and trust Wall to wall walls installed at no cost With a view overlooking a windowless future Untold pleasures not worth mentioning await Unbelievable benefits for richer and poorer According to the new management No more taxes, no right or wrong Be happy in your political bent Everything is good. Nothing is bad Death is a mere inconvenience Something we can live without All things being equal to liberals There is no heaven or rent to pay Imagine that when you pray Before you enter into forever and a day