A MODERN FRIGHT

A modern fright must be polite, and never cause a wound. A modern boo must be thought through, and always auto-tuned. A modern bat should not attack without a horror song. A modern ghoul would look a fool without some make-up on. A modern bone must have its phone when it lies on the ground. A modern snake demands milkshakes before it slithers round. A new elf sent will carry scent in case it passes gas. A modern witch has no broomstick, but travels in first class. A modern spook should wear a suit and have a lot of charm. A modern scare should never dare in case it comes to harm. A modern grave should have a shave, and always look pristine. A modern child should still run wild because it’s Halloween!!