A Hotel Advertizing For the Best

To our Christian Public: Anglican or Catholic But also to The Interested Muslim Abdullah or Taslim, Vacancies have we for A Cleaner, Whose Sense of Hygiene is keener, A Customer-Friendly Waiter, Not wishing to be tipped later, A Vibrant Security man, Who would all entrances man, A No-Nonsense Bartender But can be a lot tender, A Damned Experienced Driver In Oceanic Traffic, A Diver! A Flower-Treasuring Gardener “To The Pencils A Sharpener!” A Much-Talked-About Cook, Whose tasty dishes have a nice look And A Tireless Dishwasher Who should sometimes serve as Usher … The Interested to strictly apply in person, Preferably as referee An Imam or Parson … Salary “Very Tempting!” You wouldn’t need much prompting …