A Battle of Sounds

WOW! His belly is full and can't BELCH!! HAHA! He's gone mad and makes a BANG! OOPS! His wife's Sprite makes a SPLASH! YEAH! Hear the fireworks, they make a BAM! OOSH! She throws water balloons that POP! WHAM! Keep away from a dangerous POW! POOF! She' makes him disappear with a ZAP! YEAH! Take a bath filthy pig, don't BABBLE! OMG! Sing happy Karaoke lyrics, not SLAM! GARGLE! Hygiene is a must, don't MUMBLE! WTF?! Don't piss me off, I love to SMASH! TIC-TAC! Stop that cuckoo clock, ACHOO!