Book Report - Phantom of the Opera

The phantom of the opera was sincere, but, with him, I wouldn't want to share a beer. Not only that, but furthermore, in any case, have you ever happened to see his face? A spectral figure, clothed in red, he had no face upon his head. High o'er Paris on an opera house roof, she described that phantom goof - here is what our pretty Christine said about our hero whom she had misled, "he's a monster, a loathsome beast", an understatement, to say the least.