It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.
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George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping?
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Sometimes, because of its immediacy, television produces a kind of electronic parable. Berlin, for instance, on the day the Wall was opened. Rostropovich was playing his cello by the Wall that no longer cast a shadow, and a million East Berliners were thronging to the West to shop with an allowance given them by West German banks! At that moment the whole world saw how materialism had lost its awesome historic power and become a shopping list.
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Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
Funny
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Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day which could possibly be twisted into a professional expense and remember to lump in all the doubtfuls.
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If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?
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In fast-moving, progress-conscious America, the consumer expects to be dizzied by progress. If he could completely understand advertising jargon he would be badly disappointed. The half-intelligibility which we expect, or even hope, to find in the latest product language personally reassures each of us that progress is being made: that the pace exceeds our ability to follow.
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Sell the sizzle, not the steak.
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The creatures man uses and, so often abuses, are voiceless and helpless. We are not. We have pens with which to write to politicians and retailers, voices with which to speak out, shopping choices which can have a major impact on the outcome of the debate, organisations to join, even, on appropriate occasions, banners to carry.
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Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
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Buying is a profound pleasure.
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A bargain is in its very essence a hostile transaction do not all men try to abate the price of all they buy? I contend that a bargain even between brethren is a declaration of war.
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I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like.
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Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.
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My wife has a black belt in shopping.
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Sell cheap and tell the truth.
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In selling as in medicine, prescription before diagnosis is malpractice.
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The Laws of Clothing Shopping: If you like it, they don't have it in your size. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it. If the shoe fits, its ugly.
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We're rapidly approaching a world comprised entirely of jail and shopping.
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There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant.
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Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases.
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping
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Children's liberation is the next item on our civil rights shopping list.
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Here's the rule for bargains: Do other men, for they would do you. That's the true business precept.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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Star Trek characters never go shopping.
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Online shopping, anything involving pictures, downloading music can use up too much of a taxed system.
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The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.
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