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Leanne Tuftytift Poem
Lovely feathers floating around Leanne
Poor leanne
All she has to cover her is a pan
She wants to find a man
Who has a fake tan
She can run very fast
Eventhough she has all of her legs in a cast
In races she used to come last
Oh how time has past
Poor Leanne
Today leanne went very red
Now she has to hide in the shed
To hide her red head
Or hide in bed
With Ted
Poor Leanne
Oh golly
She is such a willy wally
She shouldn't let Dan go for Ollie
Poor leanne
Somebody giver her a fan
or at least a man
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Leanne Tuftytift Poem
Vanesso a legjobbo
És megeszi az összes pesto
Most azt mondta: "menjünk"
Annak ellenére, hogy úgy érezte, olyan alacsony
Így evett néhány pesto
Így o lett az legjobbo
Valamennyi a resto
Vanesso is the besto
And eats all of the pesto
Now she said "lets go"
Eventhough she felt so low
So she ate some more pesto
So she became the besto
Of all of the resto
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Leanne Tuftytift Poem
Leanne loves milking her cows
Everyday she dreams of those cows when she is away
A noise she hears
Nay says the horse, Nay says the cows
Nay says Linda, Nay says James
Everyday she hears voices
LEANne on me.....
Please bare a moment to pray and have thought for the dairy farmers in the world :-(
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Leanne was a farm girl at heart
She loved playing with her special cow
She used to eat her mums freshly made tart
Leanne didn't like her brothers sow
Oliver used to make the oil
Dan made the juice
Oliver used to oil up Leanne and the cows
Dan bit off her ear!
Leanne danced with the poodle
Leanne danced with the cock(erel)
Leanne's legs where like noodles
Leanne's ear went like a rock
I miss 'Bao to my bab' but Trish won't allow it
I'm scarred James will leave me
But Linda is by my side
I love Poetry soups!!!!!
----Dedicated to Linda (Poetry Destroyer A), and JB, you know who you're ;-) ---
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Leanne Tuftytift Poem
Frack off!
Radon in my water, killing me
Arsenic in by veins, making me cough
Cuardilla, ruining my tea
Killing the cows
In Fylde I protest
No fracking here!
Go away
I want to dedicate this to all those farms affected by the fracking crisis!
I hope your water will be drinkable soon xxxx
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I am the queen of geography
I deserve a trophy
I am the best
better than the rest
this is why I am the queen
In Turkey I swim I skinny dip in the lake
eating some cake
because I am the queen
during my rule ,
I want to grow a forest of baobabs
for Leanne's dads
they call me vanesso
cause I am the besto
and I like pesto
sound
later peace out xoxoxoxoxox
*******Dedicated to JB and Lindaaaaa******
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My cow farm don't...
my cow farm don't ...
my farm don't want none unless you got cows hun
Cow named Daisy used to live in kettrin
Big milkin udders , she was givin some mylk
was shoutout with the dairy , but she lived in a barn
Brought be yeo Valley, keeping me jealous
now that's moo moo moo
Gun in my udders, bitch I came dress to moo
who wanna mylk first? I had em pushing daffodils
im high on grass, I only ate half the field
I pooed some dumb shit
by the way what he moo?
he aint missing no milking
come thorugh to my tractor
moo m m moo moo m m moo mooooooooo
My cow farm don't...
my cow farm don't ...
my farm don't want none unless you got cows hun
This dude named vanesso used to ride combinharvestors
moo m m moo moo m m moo mooooooooo
oh my moo look at her udders
oh my moo look at her udders
oh my moo look at her udders
look at her udders (look at her udders)
My cow farm don't...
my cow farm don't ...
my farm don't want none unless you got cows hun
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Leanne sniffed a sunflower
A bee stung her on her nose
It gave her a special power
Her arm turned into a hose
She gave everyone a shower
Now, at home a river flows
It could fill a water tower
And clean old men's dirty toes
Leanne became a hero
Gave water to café Nero
And she even charged zero
Leanne's power went away
So then all she did was lay
Taking up the whole of the day
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Leanne was born on a farm
But only had one arm
She was a very special gift
That is why she is called TuftyTift
Because she has such a special gift
It allowed her to see through the mist
She had a calling from above
On one cold dark morning
She was told she was born to be an exotic dancer
all because her favourite reindeer is Prancer
She followed her ambition
and won the competition
Let Leanne EnLEANNEten you
****Dedicated to James Bagley****
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