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Funny Verse Poems

These Funny Verse poems are examples of Verse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Verse Funny poems written by international poets.


7
7
7 can make many things:
When paired with 11, it can give us snacks
When paired with the other two quadruplets, 7-7-7 and you get a jackpot
Paired...

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Categories: verse, funny, math,



till death does us part
I suppose we all have a lengthened life,
some alone,
some kind,
some hard fought,
some short,
and some long


And we all deal with death in a different way,
some deal...

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Categories: verse, 8th grade, absence, anxiety,

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How and why he 
Remains so popular 
With some Americans
Remains a mystery.

He remains me 
Of an old-time...

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Categories: verse, corruption, political,

Too Late
10
10 days, which is more than a week.

9
She cuddles and it’s ok, it’s ok.

8
She ate really good today. We gave her another can and we...

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Categories: verse, cat, loss,

Premium Member A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...

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Categories: verse, me, scary, spoken word,



Premium Member Chocolate Poetry Soup, Part V
I love chocolate soup the best! 
Served after a hefty meal. 
There’s always room for dessert 
When it comes to poetry. 
So sickly sweet it...

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Categories: verse, appreciation,

Premium Member Propitiation
I had lunch with Randy, between classes today. It was a perfect day. The sky was an infinite, capri blue, the wind was stirring the...

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Categories: verse, friendship, humor, school, student,

Premium Member Personal note
Tell ya something. I faced it I stood up to it. Said  you do your thing. 
Dr in Longview say you are walking dead....

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Categories: verse, beautiful, life,

Premium Member American legion
We entered the post today the hall 
was filled with so many disabled veterans 
and their families many lost their medical 
benefits due to living...

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Categories: verse, confidence,

Premium Member Tangerine Sunsets
I love the end of the day,
when the sun want to climb into bed.
The moon will be rising soon,
showing off it's big bright face.

 

The...

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Categories: verse, day, flower, goodbye, love,

You have ONE new message in the group chat
Psalm 23: OMG Internet
My GR8 new provider!

Hope UR all doing OK. 
Wanted to talk about OMG, 
Internet service offering GR8 package,
So glad I switched recently!

a)...

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Categories: verse, bible,

Premium Member Nails
My brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat...

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Categories: verse, addiction, conflict, emotions, funny,

Premium Member etiquette
I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.

Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that...

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Categories: verse, health, humor, school,

I move when my dog wants up on the sofa

He learned so quickly how to not bring sticks and balls back
He seems to think when he puts his head down
there should be a bowl...

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Categories: verse, poems,

Premium Member That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...

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Categories: verse, blue, child, food, grandparents,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things