To Fork Out Poems - Poems about To Fork Out

... The carrots jumped up and grabbed my nose, Swatted them back down with my toes! Spinach curled round my fork, Had two eyes! I knew it was alive. The peas lined ......Read the rest...

...My plate is always piled yet my fork has nothing on it, beamed up by sensory overload onto a different culinary planet. Please don’t think me rude for leaving most of each meal, it’s simply an ......Read the rest...

...Oh petals of the night, your fragrance seeps through the clouds of love and soak the heart with the aroma from above Oh Petal of the night your balminess Spread its perfume in the atmosphere A......Read the rest...

... Aye 'ee is fierce and hale. Four mile to work,across the vale; No slommakin' slattern 'ee, Okkard as an itching flea. Eee'd fetch hosses to boss's yard, Garmed with mud,as thick as lard, ......Read the rest...

...Poison Ivy Academia … cesspool of deception harbinger — of lies (Dreamsleep: May, 2024) Occam’s Edge Plurality without necessity — pandering time (Dreamsleep: May, 2024) ......Read the rest...

...Gifted with my guiding light All packaged up and bright Initial reaction was amazed Blown away but acted unfazed Words couldn’t express how I felt My insides instantly began to melt Wasn’t cl......Read the rest...

...There is no need to apologize for the things you mistakenly forget to do What type of person would I be to make a mockery of patience and virtue? You did right with direct condolences, which most w......Read the rest...

...Disasters have plagued our planet since the dawn of time When primitive creatures rose from primordial slime And a comet came down to hit a dinosaur’s head, Causing a headache so bad, he was bet......Read the rest...

...Come join us tonight people where the bright lights illumine. Be sure to pick up a free multi-colored balloomin While I showcase my special double self-lobotomy Performed by just me in my new la......Read the rest...

... A Path Unknowable every thought we harbour every choice we make can lead us on a journey we’re not sure we should take for roads in life are mostly unknowing of journey’s end and the ......Read the rest...

...When giants hide their heads beneath the sand, the body lies unshielded from the Sun. ‘Tis but a hedge to seemingly withstand the winds of war that nothing will out run. ‘Tis opportune for those ......Read the rest...

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......Read the rest...

...There once was a pig from New York Who wasn’t the cleverest of pork Worked at a butchers shop Until he got the chop Now Will someone please pass me a fork!......Read the rest...

... A Sonnet Without A Usage, Doth not this piercing soul go down with timeless songs unsung by you? Besmirched like coal this old clown feels singed, moreover feeling blue Fork the m......Read the rest...

...FIRE! UPDATED 1998 IN 2021 BY COVERUPS PAYOFFS GARGANO FAKED HIS OWN DEATH MEMORIAL DAY 1999 THE CAR BOMB THAT ENDED MY LIFE AT LEAST AS I'VE KNOWN IT ON THIS DAY THE SKY WAS SO BLUE RIDING ALONG C......Read the rest...