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Funny Sonnet Poems

These Funny Sonnet poems are examples of Sonnet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Sonnet Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Love
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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Categories: cry, day, family, food,



To Nallum in Your Glist
TO NALLUM IN YOUR GLIST


“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....

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Categories: boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny

Premium Member Different Worlds Colliding
I can imagine 
Just sitting, thinking, and wondering 
How did this begin 
Me, just passing by 
You With a wondering eye
Soon we were attracted to...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member Just Dreaming
Every wonder where they come from?
I’m just glad that I still have some.
Sometimes they’re pleasant and seem good,
sometimes vague and misunderstood.

At times they’re funny or...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, dream, fantasy, flying,

Premium Member Contest Rules
 ~Write me a Sonnet BUT, let it be known
no poems are allowed with names there upon.
No wordie finesse to impress or construe
like gossamer wing,...

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Categories: funny, parody,



Premium Member MARCEL
She came but not by the usual method, by bus,
of course, that just wouldn't be best for all of us;
dark eyes denied semitic lips which...

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Categories: appreciation, funny love, together,

Teenage boy
He chase’s girls most of the day, only their sweetness will he obey 

His mind is focused on getting a girl, surely he’ll give her...

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Categories: boy, fantasy, for her,

Premium Member Campfire Cologne
I am now "away from the noise,"  
my fruit gum I am chewing.  
Sitting here wondering what the boys,  
could be doing.  

 
 
Now all unpacked,  
a book I...

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Categories: animal, boy, cool, humor,

My Pen and I
My pen, it cries
I wrote for too long
To get sleep, it tries
To end my songs

I deserve to write
So I tell him to stop
But it still...

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Categories: humor, writing,

The Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword
"The pen is mightier than the sword"
Said the towns' poet, a bit of a bard,
To the Chief of the military,
Challenged him to a duel, gave...

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Categories: humor, writing,

Premium Member Unbefitting
I was drawn to you, from the first instant
something about you aroused my senses
a message unspoken, and insistent
that could somehow bypass my defenses.

I couldn’t show...

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Categories: sonnet, boyfriend, emotions, feelings, poetry,

Premium Member Sweet Scented Thoughts
My many many thoughts linger, 
in the dusting of the springtime, 
I turn pages with my finger, 
I love to read each loving rhyme. 

...

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Categories: books, flower, love, sweet,

Premium Member When I Died
My soul was body-shaped still when I died.
I looked the same as I had that same day
though no one saw me when I slipped away!
I...

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Categories: death,

Premium Member Written Instructions
It's eight o'clock on a monday morning,
I'm wrestling with a tissue box - it a mystery,
the guys who make these must have macabre humour,
no machine,...

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Categories: confidence, confusion, crazy,

Tonight
If tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
I would hope that you would feel the same
otherwise- well that's just lame
maybe.... just...

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Categories: beauty, crush, love,


Book: Shattered Sighs