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Nude under Gown

A man reads this and a thought runs
Through his mischievous mind at once:
I’ll have shirt and shoes on,
But no pants, them to con….
He sure served was with court summons!

Given a gown—this man no good,
Taken to court for being crude… 
With a gown fully on,
I doubt ‘tis too far gone,
Under gown isn’t everyone nude?
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Limerick |04.05.2024| laughter
Poet’s note: ‘No shirt, no shoes, no service’, a man sees this notice at a restaurant entrance and his mind runs riot… When caught, he is given a gown and dragged to court, which finds nothing rude as this limerick shows. 



Copyright © Aniruddha Pathak

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