Funny Prose Poetry Poems
These Funny Prose Poetry poems are examples of Prose Poetry poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prose Poetry Funny poems written by international poets.
Saint NicklesIn a far off place in a cold cold land there lived a man called Mr. Mack. The place he lived in was called Kirkland...
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appreciation, beautiful, blessing, character,
Who Can Fault That?Casual lion lounges in his 70’s jacket
It is made of velvet, not velveteen
Softer than his mane if you can believe it
We wait for his words...
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animal, political,
Mercury and Sunshinemercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset
thought you are the ghost
which
come to frighten up the children
how on earth do ghost...
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absence, age, allah, allegory,
Pasted Nostalgia AI found it behind an old work bench, water stained and curled on the corners, looking as forgotten as an out-of-luck beggar. But like in...
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Categories:
memory,
Our Candied Apple MakerFor years our family has tried to make candied apples.
Most of our valiant attempts have ended up as a disaster.
Mine were always the worst, or...
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Categories:
family,
Expert HunterThe expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
- mouse...?
-...
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adventure, allegory, fantasy, funny,
Monster In Your PocketWhen we first met you carried him in your pocket,
Strange ugly little thing, tied to a string.
I thought it odd that you would carry such...
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addiction, analogy, anger, animal,
Certain Foods Bring MemoriesKraft Macaroni and Cheese and Chef Boy-Ar-Dee boxed pizza
If I had a dollar for every time I ate these two as a child
I could probably...
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Categories:
food, memory,
I Could Eat Them For YouMany said that Buster could not be tamed or trusted.
They are the doubters, the naysayers, the negative nettles.
They were fearful of the bear; they let...
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Categories:
animal,
Scooter Was Protected By His ParentsScooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
They lied...
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drug, parents,
The Mirror of StupidityPeople love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...
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education, faith, funny, humor,
Chemistry Session BackfiredShall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase?
It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs.
One had...
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art, character, color, confusion,
A Dawn's Scented Winters TaleIn the early dawn, the loud barking of my dog
Woke me up;
I arose and went to the door leading out onto
The veranda;
I adjusted the blinds...
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Categories:
animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
Getting Old Is Fun Not FunnyI cannot wait to drive a sports car I thought!
Now I have a red one, it took me awhile.
Guys race to see what I look...
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Categories:
age,
Shebra Was a LuxuryShebra was a luxury he could ill afford.
Expensive tastes, and wanted designer clothes.
Her shoes cost him a week’s salary.
But he was tired of paying child...
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perspective,