Nonsense Poems | Examples of Nonsense Poetry

Loretta Devil Loretta Devil She thinks she's queen of the hill When she's hitting that herb at will The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare All the people beware She's like a star with no skill Watch out for...Read the rest...

I had a dream, it was risqué Read on if you dare I was at a masquerade ball And all there were bare. Except for wearing masks of course No one cared at all Just got on with naked dancing Bouncing...Read the rest...

This Frisbee here turned upside down It never flew quite right Landing on a post and spinning round Like circus plates just out of flight It's edges all inverted Said a clown that caught the sight What happens when you flip...Read the rest...

My brother calls me "Hammer Head" Cause I eat Nails ! My sister calls me "Tacky" Cause I eat Nails ! My friends call me "Spike" Just because I eat Nails ! Everyone says I am a "glutton for punishment" I just...Read the rest...

Snatch it from the dragon's lair while he's sleeping, shh, beware (or you'll get caught in his stare) eat some, share some, if you dare (preserve rest in fridgidaire) if he awakes -- say a prayer --to avoid his roasty flare barbecuing...Read the rest...

It's because of ya ya ya you I'm ashamed to be wa wa wa white Don't be sus sus sus suprised If I don't fa fa fa forgive you or f f f fight All I can sa...Read the rest...

Id love to write a poem that rewrites history that unlocks consciousness that speaks from an universal experience that feels the rage of love and the longing of lost Id love to write a poem that...Read the rest...

They say all men need a hero. Mine lived primarily on gorp. So, listen long and listen slow To the sad tale of Oglethorpe. He was bigger than a breadbox, Or a sly pygmy jumbotron, About as clever as a fox Or...Read the rest...

Don’t you hate it when you try to explain And the words just won’t cooperate You stumble and fumble, your message lost Leaving you frustrated and irate You had it all planned out in your mind Each thought perfectly aligned But...Read the rest...

Two giraffes went out walking side by side Spied a dina with windows open wide There was food on the table With long necks they were able To eat and drink until giraffe-ified....Read the rest...

Wisdom gained from pain Lost tomorrow sentenced Shadows think me insane Tortured and blood soaked stains Detached from earth yet dependent Wisdom gained from pain Memory lies in the rain Star gazing got me contentment Shadows think me insane Free to play games Facing...Read the rest...

There is a moon stuck inside the stoplight A still unblinking gaze controlling blood tides Circulatory system like New York City in the seventies The thrashing of my tire fire heart led To the tribute of an overzealous blood...Read the rest...

The story's told of bygone days, Of a man named Vince with his soul ablaze, While the hearts of animals far and near Were filled with abject dread and fear. The best these beasts could do was run, For Vince...Read the rest...

No, dear reader, this is not an April Fool's prank piece. It's merely a bit of nonsense for this very silly day... Alice asked Tweedledee, "What is logic?" Tweedle thought for a moment then said, "Though I never before...Read the rest...

An unshaven programmer tech Drooled java on a Starbucks deck His net earnings grew As fooled patrons threw Dinero to pay for his check...Read the rest...