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Funny Mother Daughter Poems

These Funny Mother Daughter poems are examples of Mother Daughter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mother Daughter Funny poems written by international poets.


Jumping Jill
Jumping Jill she just loved to jump
From when she woke until bedtime.
She was afraid that she’d get plump
If she did not jump through daytime.

Once Jumping...

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Categories: mother daughter, 2nd grade, children, funny,



I Hate Me
why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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Categories: mother daughter, angst, birth, cry, growing

They Call Me Baby Here
I am just new here
Everything looks strange
Even the language unfamiliar
I can't even keep my steps

I have been in dark world
It had been years I guess
Not...

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Categories: mother daughter, birth, child, family, imagination,

Premium Member A Wish Toward My Mother
I wish I would have spent more time appreciating you
Listening to you, enjoying you, but I was selfish.
I was eager to do my own things,...

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Categories: mother daughter,

Premium Member Thoughts of You
TH0UGHTS OF YOU

The last time I ever saw you,  
you were standing beside my bed,
so dressed up with your short permed hair.
You were wearing...

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Categories: mother, mother daughter,



For My Mom
Mom,
I love you.
I love you more than words would be able to tell.
Sometimes I love you more than myself even.
It just seems like I can’t...

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Categories: mother daughter, i love you, love,

Premium Member Tribute To Our Mother From Caren
Our mother was the prettiest mom in the room. Creative, multi-talented, always doing much more than what was average. We never had a store bought...

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Categories: mother, mother daughter,

Premium Member The Sitter
The Sitter

They rushed me in. 
I had no time to prepare. 
Talk they said. 
Entertain. 
We will not be... long, 
it was a song.

Fear.
My first...

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Categories: mother daughter, child, childhood, chocolate, daughter,

Premium Member Visiting Mum - List
Mum has been in a care home since dad died . I try to see her every day except when I’m unwell or on holiday....

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Categories: love, mother daughter, relationship,

Premium Member I Celebrated My Mother's Birthday
I celebrated my mother’s birthday by taking a walk,
reveling in her knowledge of every kind of tree.

I celebrated my mother’s birthday with my dog,
who understood...

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Categories: mother daughter, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Her Prize Gave Rise
Much smaller than her Mom's full size

she once took her bra as a prize.

When placed on her tips

it fell to her hips

where turned a full...

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Categories: mother daughter, body, clothes, funny, giggle,

Mother
Master model of me like daughter, 
Other than being a master, also the synonym of incredible, 
The fairy which makes difficulty a silly thing, 
Horrible...

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Categories: mother daughter, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Super Mum
You’re only a mum,
But that’s all it takes.
To be super human,
You don’t even get breaks.

You’re a cook, A dish washer,
A cleaner, a nurse.
A teacher, a...

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Categories: mother daughter, child, children, funny love,

Premium Member Was the Girl They Found My Girl
She gave me an angry look.
Neither her face or eyes were familiar.  
The hope I had been counting on for three days, dissipated.

This mean-looking...

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Categories: dark, mother daughter,

Endless Fight
"ENDLESS FIGHT"


if they had went through 
every minute of what 
conceived my wisdom, 
they’d all be running 
back to mommy. 

if she knew there was...

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Categories: mother daughter, funny love, grief, kid,