Limerick Love Poems

The preacher's daughter picky Vicky

Went out one night with icky Ricky

Both her parents got mad

But it wasn't that bad

She came home with a sticky hickey



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Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Count The Knots
Miracle Man
4/21/2024

I once had a friend with a rotten attitude,
each time I dissed him, I got some platitude.
So I with much dread
put knots...

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Life is not measured by the breaths we take
But by the breathtaking moments that life creates
Those special times
When life is in rhyme
Breathtaking moments that cause...

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Though this small appetizer’s delish,
through the next open window, we wish  
to claim grass, leaves, and seeds.
That’s what each giraffe needs.
Through some windows, we...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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Charlie and Marley maculate giraffe
Looking immaculate with a soft laugh
Dinner at Bread and Butter
Had their stomach a flutter
Through the window they ate shocking the staff

4/6/2024...

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Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga

ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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 There’s a dove of pure love; could I spot it?
For if love is a bug then I’ve got it
I looked up above
And saw that...

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She said I'm all wet with a yell
If doing it now we could tell
She'd be satisfied
With what was implied
But I had no umbrella to sell...

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He's weird with a beard like a brute
Yet Travis with Taylor is cute
We hope she's not miffed
If he is too swift
In bed in his red...

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There once was a love that was grand,
Two hearts entwined, hand in hand.
With kisses so sweet,
Their love was complete,
Together, they'd forever withstand....

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In the end a love turned bitter
Once fresh bouquet starts to wither
Their hearts bear all the strain
Of love's cruel distain
Their sour love tale I deliver...

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Can threesomes avoid apoplexy?
To have more than one might be sexy
He was amused
When his asks were confused
By the "girls" in the room called Alexi 
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