Hubby Poems - Poems about Hubby

...Why does your barbeque sauce cost twice what others cost? Because ours turns blue when it hits hot fries said Mr. Rost. The grocer took a risk and bought one batch, to be nice. People protested t......Read the rest...

...Although hubby and I don't live close to downtown Dallas, we sometimes have occasion to venture 60 miles south down the freeway taking the exit we took many years ago when we both worked in downtown ......Read the rest...

...Wife was feeling neglected and bored. Hubby hugged her. Her low spirits soared. She cooed, “Let’s go to bed.” When he said, “Well, instead, would you bring me some food?” she was floo......Read the rest...

... They gathered outside- I'm alone, and at my back window, I groan! I think- what is this my hubby will miss? Then, quickly I reach for my phone! "We're being invaded, my dear! Please......Read the rest...

...Cruel fate has twisted and bent your shape? Your DNA has cast you as you are? There is no way you can ever escape The parental abuse which left a scar? You're tired of ev'ry guru and preacher, ......Read the rest...

...Sit-upons that we wove together. The troop activity. How many spots will remember me? The wicker basket and picnic blanket woven into the amphitheatre. We, my hubby and I, cozied up, listened......Read the rest...

... Hubby was pottering in our garden when off the cuff, He said I’ve looked everywhere but can't find fluff Our cat and, must plant these pansies, But I’ve lost my reading glasses, Where to plant ......Read the rest...

...A young newlywed colleen from Clones* Surprised her husband with freshly baked scones. Said the hubby, named Keith, "Dear, I don't mean to beef, But my teeth are more suited to biscuits than ston......Read the rest...

...Horrible, my map upended our time with boot camp son. Horrible to get back to base, not be caught, had to run. Horrible, to see Mom hurried into hospice, her hours few. Horrible when we heard la......Read the rest...

...Its your B’day, Time to be Happy & gay. Put on that lovely smile & walk that extra mile! After all the cakes you bake, The calorie counter is at stake! Lay down the boots, drop the shoulder. ......Read the rest...

... Well here we are into this year what is it that fills my hopes as I look into what lies ahead point up to my heavenly rope Trying to learn more of holy scriptures draw nearer to Jesus my sav......Read the rest...

... Conversation with my hubby: "Wen what day is it?" "It's Monday" "What time is it ?" "9.30pm" "So is it Monday today or tomorrow?" "Its Monday now. After midnight tonight it will be Tuesda......Read the rest...

...Retired now, the Government calls me a carer. Now I ask you what could be fairer? They pay me a few dollars to look after my better half. They explain that I save them the cost of employing staff......Read the rest...

...If anyone would like to have some community fun, please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail. The famous Blarney Stone, some can't resist When in Ireland, it's on tourist's che......Read the rest...

... To please her newly married hubby she asked his mother for her recipe: a cake with bourbon, rum, and gin and tasted each before added in. Needless to say, it never made the oven and no des......Read the rest...