Hilarious Poems | Examples of Hilarious Poetry

A man that is supposed to be a Super Hero Is really a zero No courage Unable to protect and defend All pretend Fearless not ready for any challenge No leverage At least that is what I think Captain Fearless afraid of a...Read the rest...

Step right up and have a lick of this it will make you smack your lips with sweet vavoom that you can't miss its will cure your all, plus its got zip Common...Read the rest...

If you like rich men You can wait for me to win The lottery first....Read the rest...

KEY: A: An American Man B: A British Man *It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London, England, UK. A: "Charlie 'Ole England, hey, my friend!" B: "Eh,...Read the rest...

I wanted to build a skylight in my place. My friends thought it was spurious. So I went and built it anyway. Now the neighbors above me are furious. I got a dog a few months ago, but he doesn't...Read the rest...

ODD SOCKS EVERYWHERE! I wake up in the morning, And I don't know what to do, I can only find odd socks, This morning I have an interview! There's some with characters, But I can only find one, not...Read the rest...

Miss Bellmont, you know the type, expresses everything with hype. At a gala party not long ago her bra strap suddenly let go as she danced the ballroom floor. To the astonishment of all guests, she described her falling breasts as an...Read the rest...

James and Peter Found a messed up cat litter Close by at Peter's A cat is amiss The litter smells of cat's piss The missus remiss The miss is too slow To clean the cat's messy show The cat meows in woe The cat...Read the rest...

Asleep in the bottom drawer A place I now call home I hear a voice call my name "Sockie, Sockie" where are you I am here I seem to yell But my voice was muffled By rolls of clothing hell I listen...Read the rest...

Like, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail. With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell food; even that on the ground. Three porridges eaten when found. If questioned they’ll call it a tall tail....Read the rest...

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Gallstones as big as pizza pies, Indigestion led to surprise, Surgeon smiled like Mona Lisa, Did you eat that much pizza? Fair, fat and forty, Fatbuckles, you were naughty! Bells did ring, ting-a-ling, Samaritan love did bring, Pizza still tempts, grey sighs, Prime...Read the rest...

“Chickery Chick Cha-la Cha-la” Was a happy little ditty From days gone by, my how time flies Those words were warm and witty “Lamsey doats and dosey doats” Brings back those days of yore When life was fun in the morning...Read the rest...

Roll out Anywhere Circling the room Maybe a stop in Chicago A good night sleep going left and right Hard to sleep tight All happening at night side to side One could find themselves sitting at the front door Rolling away twist...Read the rest...

I. I strolled through a field of clovers Looking each one of them over When I found that fourth leaf All my joy turned to grief When my prize was snatched by a gopher. II. Last night...Read the rest...