Funny Haiku Poems

You can make humor
Out of drumstick to a mic
A funny blooper....

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I saw epitaph
Engrave says, "He died of love".
Pinch my heart to laugh.
...

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Death is not to fear
As long as she stays away
I will not call her...

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snail inside his shell
during noisy lightning storm....  
escargot   ...

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lips are wide open
do you need my kiss, sweetheart? 
she gave the lipstick
...

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in love with Bunny 
who has a taste for honey 
seeming so funny
to see pay much money
while weather is sunny...

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white snow is pretty 
winter weather very cold 
snow people marching...

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Persecuting good,
Sleeping with enemy,
God sees you funny....

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when my poems mumble
find words around will fumble
stupid and on would stumble

are things cat enjoys
likes playing with kitty toys
and girls with boys

while idiots will bloom
for...

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1

sunflowers ring
teenagers ChatGPT
Sapphic know-how

2
her décolleté blouse
and see-through saree—
curve’s vanity

3
a curled snake
with fangs ready to poison
love’s narrow passage

4
sky’s canvas-
disfigures in no time
my funny face

5
she wrings her...

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("Red Skin", 2023, original encaustic)

Cantos of Love

Was it ever here at all…

Faces, eyes, lips, breasts and thighs
Parade through memory
Fading, fading fast
As years advance.

Maybe these closets...

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Quote By Poet "A good friend makes a plain meal extra special."
 
green is colorful
comes in many pretty shades
mint to deep forest
 
 
green beans...

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The chubby rat sat,
On the soft and fluffy mat,
While watching the cat.



Note: Credit to Jaiah for giving me insperation...

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HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!
HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK! HONK!...

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The clang of the bell
Bringing spiel to my ear,
Funny thing 'bout faith....

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