Funny Clerihew Poems

Al Jaffee
He is missed MADly.
A rascal at heart,
smiles to impart....

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CHARLIE CHAPLIN 

Charlie Chaplin, long gone 
But his memory lingers on. 
When he went to heaven, 
Left children - eleven...

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Well, I remember my Mom as the Iron lady forever
I fear no more her strictest rules
I am now back on stage with this clerihew
I was...

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With the 'Unknown Comic' he would dare us
  But Chuckie Barris never scared us

     JP 'Mor-gon' teased viewers with ruby...

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Many children asked for funny stories before bed time.
  We did it.
More children love to hear praises than excuses.
  We did it.
More and...

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I went to a church filled with white
Beds of roses scattered in the site
I stepped aside for the dashing bride
Coming down the aisle, a rushing...

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Carol Brady 
was a real cool lady
that included the likes
of three kids from Mike

Alice the maid
I’m sure she  prayed
for a few days off
when those...

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Laurel and Hardy

       Stan Laurel
       Playing clumsy funny squirrel
    ...

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Frasier Crane
had a hyperactive brain
loved all things suave and debonair
but not a fan of his dad's armchair

Martin Crane
got by with his dog and cane
was a...

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Well I know it's been forever and you didn't know what to do
Fear no more your philosopher is back with his clerihew
Who will be now...

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Doug Heffernan
A goofy and humorous man
He spurred belly laughs with every show
Sad when the King of sitcom had to go

Carrie Heffernan
A wife and workaholic with...

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Lucille Ball
Made us laugh, playing hardball
With dingbat displays
And clever, nonsensical ways!

Desi Arnaz
Caused mayhem with pizzazz
Zaniness we loved to view
As he broadened the hullabaloo!


September 30, 2021

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Stan Laurel
thinks he can sing in reality he warbles
His best buddy Hardy slaps him quiet
Before he can start another riot.

Oliver Hardy
Is usually farty so he...

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Laurel's in heaven a girl kissed him
He's going around with a stupid grin
Hardy's jealous he wants a girlfriend
He's out of luck no money to spend.

Hardy's...

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*Image of Presentation on Three Stooges by Coshocton Tribune.

Curly and Shemp

*Jerome Lester Horwitz,
often dimmer than your wits,
famously known as Curly Howard, one of the three...

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