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Funny Christmas Poems

These Funny Christmas poems are examples of Christmas poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Christmas Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Christmas Gift
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Premium Member The Christmas Alligator
He prowl very still across 
the calm merky waters 
I can see him and he can 
see me with his big yellow 
eyes his pupils...

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Categories: christmas, animal, funny, july, places,

Premium Member Valentine's Day Is Xmas For Lovers
We all know that Christmas is commercialized
It is about business, profits and making money
So is Valentine's Day right now. Love is for sale
Hearts are on...

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Categories: christmas, dream, flower, heart,

Funny resolutions of the new year
Christmas does not come alone,                    ...

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Categories: christmas, 10th grade, 9th grade,

Premium Member THE WINTER TIME BLUES
Dashing through the snow,
It's thirty-two below,
My hands are cold, my feet are numb,
For some this weather sure ain't fun.

My eyes are tearing up, 
My nose...

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To You, From Me
If I seem a little manic
Come December twenty-fifth
I’m just on the verge of panic
About getting you a gift

So please forgive me my remissness
As I crouch...

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Categories: christmas, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Behind the Beard
 With the start of snow and festive delight,
A tale unfolds on this magical night.
 Be-clause Santa, you know, is more than it seems,
A secret...

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Categories: christmas, funny,

Premium Member Letter to Santa
Author's note: This piece, dear reader, is my idea of a possible 3rd grade writing assignment around this time of year.

Dear Santa,
What I'd really like...

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Categories: christmas, humor,

Premium Member Corny, the Scarecrow
Corny, the scarecrow,
Was a fun and playful soul,
Stuffed with corn shucks,
And anchored to a long pole.

Corny, the scarecrow,
Is a creepy, daunting sort,
Made of last year’s...

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Categories: bird, childhood, christmas, holiday,

Premium Member DADDY NICK AND PAPA RICK
There was in a Christmas play, Daddy Nick
Whose role was to wrap presents surely quick
Dressed in Sta. Claus' best...
But while showing his jest
Special kids had...

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Categories: appreciation, celebration, christian, christmas,

Santas silly snifters
Bright eyed red nosed reindeer,
Raring frantically to go,
Waiting for that iconic signal,
A belting “ho ho ho”.

Flying gifts down children’s chimneys,
One house two house three house...

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Premium Member Santa's Christmas Eve
Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked,
the giant red sleigh was packed,
the reindeer weren't harnessed up,
he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup.

Suddenly, there...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, forgiveness, funny,

Premium Member Mistletoe
mistletoe season ~
	time to pucker up and kiss
		the dung on a stick...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, december, funny,

Jolly Old St Nick
In a land adorned with tinsel and lights,
Where merry hearts danced through winter nights,
Christmas arrived, bringing laughter and cheer,
A time when joy and humor drew...

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Categories: 7th grade, christmas, funny,

Premium Member Saint Nickles
In a far off place in a cold cold land there lived a man called Mr. Mack. The place he lived in was called Kirkland...

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Categories: christmas, appreciation, beautiful, blessing, character,