From Episode 3--
Are You My Neighbor
Narrator: "
Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morningbath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out.."
Larry: "
Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where,oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"
Narrator: "
Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked andslightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains hiscomposure and reports ..."
Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"
Larry: "
Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Backthere, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, backthere, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"
Narrator: "
Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus entersthe scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in atowel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."
Junior: "
Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"
Narrator: "
Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.
No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will becomeof his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."
Larry: "
No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, nohair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair.. for my hairbrush."
Narrator: "
Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.
Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bobregains his composure and confesses ..."
Bob: "
Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, youdon't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gaveit to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"
Narrator: "
Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments.."
Larry: "
Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Notfair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, notfair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"
Narrator: "
Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himselfin a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightlyembarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry'sgenerosity, the Peach is thankful ..."
Peach: "
Thanks for the hairbrush."
Narrator: "
Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene.
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for thehairbrush, calls out ..."
Larry: "
Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Takecare, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair.
Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."
Narrator: "
The end!"
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