From Episode 5--
Dave and The Giant Pickle
Narrator: "
One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts oneof his deepest fears ..."
Larry: "
If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad."
Archibald: "I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?"
Larry: "
That'd be too bad. If my lips said "adios, I don't like you Ithink you're gross," that'd be too bad, I might get mad."
Archibald: "
That'd be too bad, you might get mad?"
Larry: "
That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess andtook my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad."
Archibald: "
That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?"
Larry: "
That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "
Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So whatyou're saying is that if your lips left you ..."
Larry: "
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my
Dad. That be too bad."
Archibald: "
That'd be to bad?"
Larry: "
That'd be too bad."
Archibald: "
Why?"
Larry: "
Because I love my lips." [
Scatting]
Archibald: "
Oh my ... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tellme, what do you see here?"
Larry: "
Um, that looks like a lip."
Archibald: "
And this?"
Larry: "
It's a lip!"
Archibald: "
And this?"
Larry: "
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's alip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.
Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip."
Archibald: "
Larry, tell me about your childhood."
Larry: "
When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold andthey turned blue. What could I do?"
Archibald: "
They turned blue, what could you do?"
Larry: "
Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my
Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard ... and it felt weird."
Archibald: "
My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?"
Larry: "
She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lipsstuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there untilthe fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had tospend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who gotstung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to eachother until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, andwhen he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew likethree words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me theword for lip: Oofta."
Archibald: "
Your friends all laughed ... Usta? How do you spell that?"
Larry: "I don't know."
Archibald: "
So what you're saying is that when you were young ..."
Larry: "
They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it feltweird. My friends all laughed ... Oofta!"
Archibald: "I'm confused ..."
Larry: "I love my lips!" [
Scatting]
Narrator: "
This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time tohear Larry say ..."
Larry: "
Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"
Archibald: "
Oh, look at the time!"
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