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I had visions I was in them I was looking into the mirror I couldn't get any queerer Even if I tried I'm a famous rock and roller Look at me hey, I'm on m-t-v I look like drew carey And I'm big and fat(but fat is where it's at)I'm not straight, but I am fat Now how bout that... I'm so fat Been around the world and found That only stupid people are breeding And I can't stop eating All I do is watch tv Put me in the hospital for nerves And hyper obesity I'm 5’6 four hundred three I could have been the biggest star on mtv God damn you I'm not straight, but I am fat Now how bout that... I'm so fat I'm not straight, but I am fat Now how bout that... I'm so fat I wanna publish cd's And be on mtv I wanna write good songs I can't but I'm tryin'I'm not as good as sublime Without my glasses I'm blind I'm so damn blind I'm so damn blind Harvey danger, harvey danger Now we're a big one hit wonder Did you ever wonder What we'll do after this song? Hear the songs on my record I swear to God that we won't be touring Cause they're so damn boring The agony of my clogged veins are killing me I'm not straight, but I am fat Now how bout that... I'm so fat I'm not straight, but I am fat Now how bout that... I'm so fat
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