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Earth To Grandma - Lyrics by Ass Ponys


Lyrics
It's a doll completely made of socks
It's a cover for a tissue box
It's a clothespin duck and a funfur cat
And a crazy yarn and beercan hat
Earth to grandma
What the hell is that? It a painted rock with google eyes
It's a matchstick cross where jesus died
It's a plaque that says ¡
°i heart my home
¡±
It's toothpicks, felt, and styofoam
Earth to grandma
What the hell is that?

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