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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required Humpty Dumpty was in fact a selfish king. A narcissist with a harem of women, many who were under the age of sixteen. He was quite large and disfigured, due to his royal ancestors marrying siblings to preserve their blood. His mum was also his aunt and his dad was also his uncle in relation. He was a hunchback and could hardly walk. He was bold and had a pale complexion with a very small neck and drooping cheeks. He spoke with a lisp and stuttered, always dribbling. He was very cruel and treated his servants very bad. One small mistake like too much sugar in his tea would result in having their heads chopped off. Despite having many wives, he was unable to have children, so he executed six of his sisters, but one remained. Was she the one who pushed him? King Humpty Dumpty was a bit of a prat. A narcissist numpty, really ugly and fat. An evil psychopath, who loved a good bloodbath. Those afraid of his wrath, would stay clear from his path. He was such a rotten egg - put a foot wrong and you're dead. Loved to see his servants beg, all he gave them was some bread. Unable to have a kid. He was empty down below. All fun he would forbid, or a tantrum we would throw. His mum felt so much shame, his behaviour was insane. In dishonouring their name, she wanted to end his reign. Murdered six of his siblings, but failed to kill the last one. She was sick of his quibblings, so she went on the run. Humpty was a bit small, servants had to move him around. Loved to sit on that wall, to watch kids in the playground, but no witness would tell, about that fateful day, when he stumbled and fell, nothing - no one would say. Now Humpty did not die, but the damage was severe. He couldn't speak nor cry, braindead he would appear. His sister now returned, to rule the land as queen. With all the lessons learned, she promised to never be obscene.
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