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"It's all in the earlobe," I heard him say, And I wondered where I went wrong. For my ears were lobeless , and I was weak, But this ear full of lobe man was strong. As I eagerly listened to each word said, A strange thought occurred to me. If my lobes were as long as the man's who spoke, I could live to one hundred and three. With thoughts of a man so healthy and strong, The man I would soon behold; In the mirror each time that I passed it, With earlobes that bend and fold. I was driven with strength and endurance, As I searched for a way to expand; My lobes 'till they hung on my shoulders. Oh, the vision was far more than grand. I developed a clamp just for fashion. For the lobe must be perfect in shape. Wrote love songs of earlobes and laughter, And recorded them on to a tape. There were weights of all sizes and measure, With a Velcro attachment to cling. A cute little box blue and padded, In which I could store everything. I was feeling a lot like a child, Though, an eighth of an inch isn't much. The leg with the trick knee was healing, No longer in need of a crutch. Having dreams once again of the future, It looked very bright, indeed. Then I thought, I must share my good fortune. There are people out there in need. There are many that look for the answers, Some that will travel the globe. Tablets, elixirs, and God knows what. But, the answer to life's in the lobe. So, I learned all could on the subject. It's amazing, the science is vast. It was wisdom I wanted, and got it. Then, the time came to share it at last. I would speak of my searching through China, And archives on earlobes worldwide. There were friends testimonials given, Their sincerity can't be denied. There was hope in the eyes of the people, That dreams set aside may come true. It's the battle of earlobes and darkness. I've the answer now here's what you do. Then, I'd bring out the products developed, Explaining each one as I went. Speak of visions, dreams, and of answers. How each item had been heaven sent. I'd explain all the marketing levels. How the top could be reached with some drive. The world is in need of this wisdom. Make a buck and keep others alive. It was all very complex, yet simple. Growing fast like a boy in his youth. The people believed in my visions and dreams. But, I Alone Knew The Real Truth! There are many that look for the answers. Some that will travel the globe. Tablets, elixirs, and God knows what. And now, there's, The Lord Of The Lobe.
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