Girl From Wheeling

There was a young lady from Wheeling West Virginia, that is Who had a peculiar feeling that Her boyfriend Jack was cheating She took it to his Mom “Mom” she said, “your son Jack Is really pissing me off. I'm ready to hit the ceiling.” “Ya know,” Mom said, “You crack me up. I'm tickled he goes to your head He irritates me the same way about you So I tell him to stay unwed.” So Mom was the other woman The young lady from Wheeling suspected So she lay on her back and considered Mom amd Jack “I would like to see them dissected!”