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Below is the poem of the day entitled When the Urge Strikes - For Jan which was written by poet Tania Kitchin.


When the Urge Strikes - For Jan

Jill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now wet, oh no!

Roy went for his early morning run
Soon his too full bladder pain begun
There were no nearby trees
Only surf with a breeze
Then dove into the waves until done

Max liked to eat spicy Mexican food
But his raw stomach was not in the mood
Now doubled over with gas
He let a loud fart to pass
Now stuck in the booth with pants soiled and glued

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Date: 5/6/2024 2:26:00 AM
congrats on your POTD designation
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 3:05:00 AM
Sara, thank you.
Date: 5/6/2024 2:09:00 AM
Great limericks, Tania, Jan must adore them. Congratulations on your POTD. Well deserved. Hugs. xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 2:19:00 AM
Victor, thank you. - hugs
Date: 5/6/2024 2:05:00 AM
What a laugh, great Limericks Tania Congratulations on receiving poem of the day… Beryl
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 2:19:00 AM
Beryl, thank you.
Date: 5/6/2024 1:52:00 AM
Funny Limerick Tania. Many Congratulations on the POTD. Have a great day!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 2:20:00 AM
Maria, thank you.
Date: 5/6/2024 1:07:00 AM
A good, funny limerick of digestion st its worse. There must be an app for that. Congratulations on POTD.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 2:20:00 AM
Hilda, thank you.
Date: 5/6/2024 12:34:00 AM
Back with congratulations to you Tania on the honour of POTD. Tom
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 2:21:00 AM
Tom, thank you, it was a surprise.
Date: 5/6/2024 12:34:00 AM
Ewwww lol you’re really good at these! Congratulations on potd honor!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 2:22:00 AM
Karen, thank you.
Date: 5/5/2024 11:42:00 PM
You made me laugh, loved this, xoxo
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/6/2024 2:22:00 AM
Aurore, thank you.
Date: 5/5/2024 5:31:00 PM
Oh, my goodness, those are messy limericks, not grammatically, but you know... lol Good ones, Tania.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/5/2024 7:12:00 PM
Lin, thank you. - hugs
Date: 5/5/2024 5:25:00 PM
ha ha ha Tania, glad my poopy poems are rubbing off on you, my fave one of the trio us the last one lol. On Friday I wrote 8 more for the next book - my pen has the runs at the moment lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/5/2024 7:12:00 PM
Thanks Jan, glad you like them and yes, you inspired me. Ha ha. - hugs
Date: 5/5/2024 2:33:00 PM
Clever limerick set, Tania. Remember, leaves of three, let it be when in the woods you must go pee.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/5/2024 2:42:00 PM
Jerry, ha ha, thank you.
Date: 5/5/2024 2:03:00 PM
Lol, when you got to go you got to go. She'll love these Tania. Tom
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/5/2024 2:28:00 PM
Tom, thank you.
Date: 5/5/2024 1:16:00 PM
Your losing it…well at least your trio is!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 5/5/2024 7:13:00 PM
Kim, thanks for your visit.

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