Unsportsmanlike Behavior

If you read the reviews And review the reports, You'll conclude I'm a dude Who is no good at sports. At badminton, lawn darts, or table tennis, No record of my name's in that book by Guinness. When I tried to play baseball The coach was sarcastic. I ran like a windmill, he said, That was spastic. But the rest of my teammates said they had no bothers 'cause I kept the bench nice and warm for the others. Gymnastics, wrestling, touch football, the same, I was simply no good at those physical games. Even when I tried golf All the caddies would scoff, So the country club canceled my guest privileges pass. So, suffice it to say my abilities lay In arenas requiring less sweating. I eschewed the life athletic And pursued one more aesthetic, But two things I excel at, I'm betting. I'm quite good at remembering small victories I win, And my flops I am tops at forgetting. Entered You Choose Poetry Contest Sponsored by Brian Strand Jan. 11, 2023 Honorable Mention Thanks, Brian