Eric's First Fundamental Theorem of Love

"Eric's First Fundamental Theorem of Love" by: Eric L. Boddie One plus one equals one Can this truly be If so, then it is also true That one plus one equals three For there is your Soul, then there is mine Two lives brought together by fate And, in the creation of Love, we become one Unless, by chance or design, we Procreate Thus, three derives from one The one created from the union of two Man, woman and child Creating another one because a family grew All because this man Vigorously desired to date you Girl, don't you understand Just how much I negative hate you Which was proven by induction For we experienced much frustration And now, all that is left Is for us to balance this equation