Doctor Strange Glove

Just last night I awoke from a dream Sat up in bed and started to scream Like a funeral pyre It set my hole on fire I sure could use some hemorrhoid cream But I went to the doctor instead He told me to bend over the bed Before anyone knew It dropped down to my shoe And sat there looking swollen and red The doctor said I'll give it a shot But it's going to hurt you a lot That's when he scratched his head Tossed it up on the bed And then tied the damn thing in a knot