cross legged mega creature

Cross legged mega creature had ears that were diverse One was patterned like a pheasant, the other one was worse Enormous polka dots decorated it and his nose was weird. I think it is a collie’s nose, and he does have a slight beard. Mega creature had people hands which was strange I think For a monster whose legs were decidedly striped yellow and pink. They are elf legs too, someone stated with absolute conviction. The rest of the tale is something that caused us a lot of confliction.