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A Spider is Not an Insect

This poet has most incorrectly checked The little box which indicates "insect." This poem, I therefore flatly reject. I sharply reproach the writer. A spider, never an insect, was. I say this insistently because, He should say "sorry." Until he does, I remain a concerned spider.

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Date: 5/3/2024 3:04:00 PM
dear 'concerned'--we're sorry.... signed, remorseful poet
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David Crandall
Date: 5/3/2024 5:04:00 PM
Dear Sara, I thank you for your gracious apology. If I could only get that ham handed Crandall guy to see the light! Do you realize he checked the "insect" box AGAIN on this spider poem? By the way, I enjoy your poetry. Yours, Spider
Date: 5/3/2024 12:33:00 PM
This poetry eloquently and powerfully conveys the meaning of precise and accurate labels and classifications. Ideas centered on the difference between spiders and insects were articulated flawlessly. I believe spiders are properly classified as Arachnida.
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David Crandall
Date: 5/3/2024 5:06:00 PM
Haha, thanks Sotto. Unfortunately, there's no "arachida" box. lol. I'll let the spider take that up, and worry about whether I should check the "poet" box next to my name :-)

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