Majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But -- like other precious, sacred things, such as the home and the family -- it's not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stonewashed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And -- since women are a majority of the population -- we'd all be married to Mel Gibson.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
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As Andy says, being in this band in the early 1980s made you feel like you were part of a pizza. We were always one of the band, one of Duran Duran, or one of the Taylors.
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Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologise for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused.
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Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!
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A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, 'Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.' I was like, 'Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!'
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Retraction: The 'Greek Special' is a huge 18 inch pizza and not a huge 18 inch penis, as described in an add. Blondie's Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion Friday's ad may have caused.
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.
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Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza
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DIFFERENT WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER:
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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