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Why does a wise guy mean the complete opposite to a wise man? Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
The optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity - a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity. Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
Politicians are indeed a rare breed...if only we could find a way to stop them reproducing. Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
Why do exercise-seeking gym members invariably park as close to the gym entrance as they can? Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural cause. Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
Since I joined a slimming club, I'm starting to find my feet. Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
It takes a hard nut to crack a case - but an even harder nut to come out of ones shell. Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
Rock bottom is a solid foundation on which to rebuild your life. Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton
The man who wastes today lamenting yesterday will waste tomorrow lamenting today. Go to Quote / Comment | by Darryl Ashton