Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything.
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'I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.'
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Construed as turf, home just seems a provisional claim, a designation you make upon a place, not one it makes on you. A certain set of buildings, a glimpsed, smudged window-view across a schoolyard, a musty aroma sniffed behind a garage when you were a child, all of which come crowding in upon your latter-day senses -- those are pungent things and vivid, even consoling. But to me they are also inert and nostalgic and unlikely to connect you to the real, to that essence art can sometimes achieve, which is permanence.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.
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Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car
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Walking isn't a lost art -- one must, by some means, get to the garage.
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A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
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If going to church makes you a christian, does going into a garage make you a car?
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