Funny Wine Poems

The goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
...

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To the lady I served dinner to on New Year's Eve: It was the New Year, but nothing seemed new about it because I was...

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A man with heavenly looks divine
could not understand his pickup line,
	"Would you fancy a duck?"
	was not bringing him luck.
He had to rely mostly on wine....

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He came over and over
I served dinner, even wine
he screwed me and the wine
well he uncorked the wine
fixed a squeaky door after the wine
that fixed...

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A rainy Sunday afternoon 
Cold and gray, yet I'm immune

For sitting here right next to me
Natural beauty in human form

A roaring fire, a cup of...

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Hello. Good evening. I greet you with cheer
To the fancy and posh, I'm a Sommelier
To the friendly and warm, call me The Som
And to the...

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Tonight's our night
We've been waiting weeks
Our favourite Bistro
For Potato soup with leeks

They gave us 'our' table
The one by the door
Where we first sat
Table number 4

I...

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My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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THE RISING HILLS, THE SLOPES, TO QUENCH MY THIRST.
In the last century, the hopes were little,
Grasses they collected, yellow bananas, they peeled,
To move up the...

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Smile like the ray from the sunshine                  ...

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Once I
saw my

shadow
follow

something
unseen

oh my!
cried I

come back
on track

but then
chagrin

it showed
side road

Sorry
Charlie!

saw sign
free wine!

old vine
sublime

made stop
no thought

you’d miss
remiss

amiss
kiss kiss...

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There once was a friar respectable 
All thought of him purely impeccable
	He took grape from the vine
	then fermented strong wine
And now he is more than...

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THE LABEL I HIDE ON THE WINE BOTTLE                 ...

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Fix up this love or I'm tearing it down
You took a decent house and turned it inside-out
You sealed up the windows and padlocked the doors
Why...

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Ingredients are a funny thing. 
Timing is probably more important. 
But it is hard to say really. 

I cooked all day, but…
I wanted it...

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