Whities Poems - Poems about Whities

What should I write, what do you think How's about tightie whities The kind that get most women all worked up Divesting themselves of their nighties Even if you plead you have a headache She's in no condition to listen Those tightie whities are driving her crazy Down below she starts goin' fishin' All of a sudden your headache disappears Now it's you who's...

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Been feeling a bit extra strange today Really can't imagine the reason My tightie whities must be a little tight Think lately, I'm overeating 3X most likely is my new size now Please keep this our little secret Sadly my diet has been a bit of a failure Was trying hard to be my sleekest I do possess other redeeming factors I can stand...

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What should I write, what do you think How's about tightie whities The kind that get most women all worked up Divesting themselves of their nighties Even if you plead you have a headache She's in no condition to listen Those tightie whities are driving her crazy Down below she starts goin' fishin' All of a sudden your headache disappears Now it's you who's...

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What should I write, what do you think How's about tightie whities The kind that get most women all worked up Divesting themselves of their nighties Even if you plead you have a headache She's in no condition to listen Those tightie whities are driving her crazy Down below she starts to go fishin' All of a sudden your headache disappears Now it's you...

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Tightie whities are my normal attire While composing my marvellous rhymes Inspired by the freedom my undies provide Such passion and jubilation is mine Fully clothed, creativity's quite restricted Grandiose words stick in my throat As soon as I divest myself of my trousers It immediately re-floats my boat I try real hard to imagine all you poets Naughty images take over my mind I'm...

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