Wedding Cake Poems - Poems about Wedding Cake

Tom cat got a bunch of wedding cake smeared in his face By six ex-wives who thought he was a grooming disgrace. Always marrying someone else, a sleezy one this time too. This was meowed by wife number six, I think her name was Boo. Who invited them? Tom yelped out with a disdained screech. He was interrupted by wife...

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We suspected as much before we saw their wedding cake With the bride raising the groom in the air, our friend Lake Lake laughed uncomfortably, being embarrassed a tiny bit. I was kind of hoping that this guy would not go through with it. But they got married, and she spun him around. She was the bossiest woman he could...

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She chose wedding colors I was not fond of. They seemed blah to me – tan, black and gray. Ugh! How pretty could the decorations be? Not very. What about the foods? I asked hopefully. What will you serve? Every table will have a fruit board. What is that? Fruit splayed out on a long board in the middle. No cake? I was horrified. No. What about drinks? Purified...

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a wonderful birthday wedding cake two celebrations in one the baker stacked roses and carnations high in peaches, pinks, and lavenders delighting she was asked to cater her daughter’s wedding...

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Strange is a wedding that sidelined cake. Many appear at one for its sake. We have dreams of time to one bake, For Rich Cake begin to time stake… Cake for weddings even if fake; For the supreme sense it does make, Refusing to heed the Old Snake, Going ahead to bliss awake… Cakes cutting goes with love wish For bride and bride groom...

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The wedding cake beaver with a cha cha cha Down New Orleans way, danced the Mardi Gras. We said “don’t tell us he’s coming this way, Ma.” She nodded and said “Better tell your pa.” When the wedding cake beaver comes your way. It means there is going to be a wedding day. We were eight and six and scared now...

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Jill’s wedding cake reflected her eclectic personality Perky, pretty with prominent polka dots It included stripes and flowers Jill is an artist the groom’s side explained to each other No one had to explain anything to Jill’s side. They are all artists. Her wedding dress was an ombre of spring colors. She was as fresh and dainty and lovely as her...

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Some people lose their eyes. Spiders fall from the sky. I ate a green hotdog once. My grandma’s dog poops green. A giggle. Two of them look to see if I am listening. I pretend I am not. That’s gross! Oooh! Yuck! One falls off of his chair. Two laugh. I am drawing my wedding cake. I am drawing MY wedding cake! They kill everything in the...

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Lush green vines linking pink florets The couple skating on a crystal lake Sprinkled about with tiny silver dots I paid a fortune for this wedding cake. Each cut a slice and took a big bite The guests all ate what they were able At some point the base completely gone Two tiers crumbled down over the table. I think the disaster portended...

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Their cake was filled with stuff, like candy, fish and cheese; so hard to find a pair as badly matched as these! for the Relishing your Cake contest...

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I relished my wedding cake. Something I could never make. I'm a useless cook but lucky for me My mother in law is an expert you see. Another son had opened a bakery shop. She taught him all the knowledge he'd got. From knee high he had learned at her side. How to make any pastry rise high. That cake was moist as...

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The Wedding Cake I told my bride that we should have a special wedding cake Something very different, a statement it would make Explaining how I saw it and the flavors I desired The special little figurines my vision had inspired How it would be delicious in our favorite butter cream Tinted in the color red, yes that would be a dream I even drew a picture of each...

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Indeed, a strange wedding cake! This is real strange, I must say. You must absolutely hear this, I pray. Almond marzipan, on stands masked with black chocolate; Candy laces and ribbons made its beautiful garbs. I ponder; why in God’s name, eat all these carbs! Seriously, are these black Fondant roses I see here? Quite an evolution from our traditional...

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Brides name is Hazel Almond, Her groom is mad about Hazel, Their wedding cake is a diamond Shape with pecans at the basal, Between each layer of Genoese Is pistachio flavored butter cream That oozes out when you squeeze a marzipan covering is their dream, placed on top the lucky couple Bride holding her sweet chestnuts made the guests laugh, chuckle, at...

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WHY 13 TOPS MY WEDDING CAKE A cherubim approaches the celebratory podium, a fifteen tier cake in her congratulatory hands. The pews, full of spectators - ready for a heavenly slice, fragrant oil poured from above, stirs hearts where it lands. Our cherubim patiently slices vanilla - tier number one, with chocolate and kindness, tier number two. Don’t envy the decadence of...

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