Vinny Poems - Poems about Vinny

... She was one good looking chick Straight out of Vogue, or a Spiderman flick Her back was straight, she had that glow Blonde hair, green eyes, healthy head to toe And she had a fixation, that fix......Read the rest...

...Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned -- again, I have sinned again :( I'm uncomfortable in my own skin disgraced, defiled, by my own sin Do you know everywhere I've been? Did I hurt You, seein......Read the rest...

...Life these days is hard for any man But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang, He’s living a real good life Got more money than the President and his wife, With his fancy suits and his flash......Read the rest...

...Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows. Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours. Now Bernie was adventurous; he liked his teenage fun. He owned a car; pa......Read the rest...

...a blast of whiskey the summon of the king to appear a real encounter with Elvis & Zepplin, from the early 70's sparks a calm to remedy three at the bar forced to civality.., under thick chains re......Read the rest...

...Is there a life after death? I'm about to see I'm ready to find out, got no one looking out for me Been betrayed by everyone I gave my all too They dug the hole, they made me fall through Why can......Read the rest...

...Vino Vinny Vino Vinny There was no doubt I was seeing double Vinny poured another glass I actually think it was whiskey There we sat, at the back of the Angelos Steak and Kill The joke wasn’t......Read the rest...

...Trying to remember my family on a three hour ride 'cause I'm going once again to see a new bride. This makes number three for poor cousin Vinny, the last two was crazy but at least they were skinny. ......Read the rest...

...Polly want a cracker? No, Polly wants her crack. Smokey the Bear telling us, Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires? I think he set the forest ablaze when he got stoned and dropped his joint. Atomic ......Read the rest...

...Scariest:1) The Woman In Black 2) The Uninvited 3)The Exorcist Don't see these alone, esp. 1 & 2.. The Funniest: 1)Monty Python & the Holy Grail 2)My Cousin Vinny 3)The Acid Eaters (Someth......Read the rest...

...What would you do, If I snored out of tune, Would you dump a pail of water on me? Lend me your pillow And I'll snore you out a croon, I will try to keep my snoring to me.... Ruby; I don't h......Read the rest...

...Cavewoman, sitting in her cave Angry as hell: her best spear did stave Vinny the Caveman is at fault Eagerly chasing deer, he failed to halt Witness what happened next Oh, his mighty muscles did......Read the rest...