Funny Villanelle Poems

Let assume  the stars 
     galaxying and the sun
   is for instance 
    shine to...

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The moon being long heroic tonight 
     and somehow empamper 
    and duped and chopped and patted and...

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What is that? The intruder alarm? 
It has dragged me from a restless sleep
I'm safe as houses, not at risk of harm

Must keep my head,...

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A Villanelle by Jelsr
Junebug couldn't stop thinking about the hood the house
It was just so slumming and urban
Never had he known anything so robust

That morning,...

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Do you think that you can’t write a verse
Free or formed, a villanelle or song
 Do you fear the  end , so feel accursed?

The...

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Why do we love the ones who love us least?
To prove we can obtain whom we desire?
He makes cruel comments at the wedding feast

Do not...

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I could have sworn I saw a ninja from my boat
who moved stealthily through the night.
Thank goodness he wasn't after me.
He was in just the...

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I remember all the humorous things   we did
Peering into windows lit by lamps
Climbing cliffs  then chased by geese and dog

Walking down ...

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This form repeats too much, I say.
It’s hard to write a villanelle—
I’ll try again some other day.

My rhyme begins without delay;
It’s going fine, then—what the...

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The House I Fear Most Lives Within My Shoe,
Contains recordings of my utmost gaffes,
The other, mocks!  (Thank God that there are Two!)

Within the front...

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Grandma, look I am flying on your broom.
Where would you be going on such a fine 
Afternoon?
Be careful that's an heirloom.
To your bedroom
To get my...

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A ridiculous sight for all to see;
in my tacky sweater of Charlie Brown,
I'm sitting nervously on Santa's knee.

I wouldn’t be here, except my friends dared...

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The tree's up, yet it’s not looking so prim
its needles all shriveling and dying, 
so this Christmas is feeling kinda grim.

The cat destroyed the decorative...

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When no one else is around 
I AMUSE MYSELF while sitting down
And bring myself  tons of joy when I pretend to be 
A stand-up...

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It is not “P. C.” to be anti-war,

Or to refuse to stuff one’s face with meat.

Quakers are not pacifists anymore

 

By definition.  It’s not...

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