Funny Valentines Day Poems

Happy V Day 

HAPPY ?? DAY

On this! The Lover's Day?
If I could have my selfish way?
I'd have you stay with me and play.
Cause Today? Like...

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In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed...

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Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....

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Oh hey girl, I have to inquire 
Do you like to sit on live wire?
    You’re making me choke 
  ...

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Valentine limericks can be funny
Flowers and candy cost lots of money
But I love my wife 
And value my life
So I’ll buy her both and call...

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Their meeting, first time, was merry.
The flip from her lips, bit airy.
   Her drink could sink ships.
   She takes sip and...

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Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day...

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Album of the poems 

In the cage I am alone

In the cage how can I fight with my soul

In the cage how will I stop...

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Valentine chocolate candy hearts and sugar tarts, love’s jitterbug...

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Cupid’s bow broken
	unrequited affection ~
		better luck next year...

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It’s the 14th of February
And I’m all by my lonesome self again.
Been searching on Tinder, Hinge and Bumble,
Hoping to find the love of my life,...

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Do you love me? I can't tell
Threw me in a wishing well
"Wish you'd pull me out" I said
"Sure, I'll do that, when you're dead."...

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Happy Valentine's Day
  Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
  Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...

Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
  And...

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He gave me a wink, trying to flirt with my heart
and his box of chocolates looked simply divine
He smiled like Cupid had hit him with...

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Written by Gail R. DeBole
on February 5, 2021

Cupid was tired of being alone.
Of being the one who found others their own
One and true love year-after-year.
He...

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