Funny Valentines Day Poems
These Funny Valentines Day poems are examples of Valentines Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Valentines Day Funny poems written by international poets.
HAPPY V DAY BABEHappy V Day
HAPPY ?? DAY
On this! The Lover's Day?
If I could have my selfish way?
I'd have you stay with me and play.
Cause Today? Like...
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valentines day, appreciation, crush, dedication, i
Twilight RomanceIn the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.
Beneath moon-kissed...
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valentines day, cute love, funny love,
My Funny ValentineBought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....
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valentines day, humor, romance, romantic, rose,
Pickup FailsOh hey girl, I have to inquire
Do you like to sit on live wire?
You’re making me choke
...
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valentines day, feelings, fire, funny love,
HoneyValentine limericks can be funny
Flowers and candy cost lots of money
But I love my wife
And value my life
So I’ll buy her both and call...
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valentines day,
Unpremeditated ManhattanTheir meeting, first time, was merry.
The flip from her lips, bit airy.
Her drink could sink ships.
She takes sip and...
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funny, valentines day,
Red FredFred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day...
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funny, humor, valentines day,
Album of the PoemsAlbum of the poems
In the cage I am alone
In the cage how can I fight with my soul
In the cage how will I stop...
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valentines day, emotions, faith, family, funny
Valentine DanceValentine chocolate candy hearts and sugar tarts, love’s jitterbug...
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valentines day, candy, cute, dance, funny,
Broken BowCupid’s bow broken
unrequited affection ~
better luck next year...
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valentines day, cute, fun, funny, lost,
Valentine's Day DateIt’s the 14th of February
And I’m all by my lonesome self again.
Been searching on Tinder, Hinge and Bumble,
Hoping to find the love of my life,...
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valentines day, funny, funny love, humorous,
Wishing WellDo you love me? I can't tell
Threw me in a wishing well
"Wish you'd pull me out" I said
"Sure, I'll do that, when you're dead."...
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valentines day, dark, funny, hate, lost
Valentine's Day -- Have It Your WayHappy Valentine's Day
Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...
Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
And...
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valentines day, chocolate, flower, funny love,
Sweet Talkin' RomeoHe gave me a wink, trying to flirt with my heart
and his box of chocolates looked simply divine
He smiled like Cupid had hit him with...
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funny, valentines day,
The Family BusinessWritten by Gail R. DeBole
on February 5, 2021
Cupid was tired of being alone.
Of being the one who found others their own
One and true love year-after-year.
He...
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valentines day, cute, cute love, fantasy,