Uckers Poems - Poems about Uckers

...An Auld Scottish Matelot on Lockdown in Malta The Maltese Government says we are not to go oot A mere doddle to us auld yins who have been aboot Cod War, Falklands, Gulf War and more Assume N......

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...Full engines ahead strap on the boots Captain Kirk on the microphone rudeboy knows how to dress in the fine-(butt) suits He's got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest Captain of the ......

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